FAQ
How Do I Place An Order?
Simple, just stick something (or a lot of somethings) into your cart and check out. Easy peasy lemon squeezy.
Payment and Shipping
We accept all major credit and debit cards through PayPal checkout because it's quick and simple. A PayPal account isn't even required.
Shipping is always Free within the US! You can't Live the Good Life while worrying about nasty shipping surprises.
We ship Monday through Friday. We do take the weekends and holidays off because we like to live the Good Life too. Occasionally we'll catch an errant employee putting in extra hours on the weekend. They are immediately chastised and told not to return until they have enjoyed a good wine, consumed Crème Brûlée and had a nice massage (they need not complete all at the same time).
Returns & Refunds
If you are unhappy with your order, please let us know asap. We want to know what went horribly wrong, and how we can fix it and ensure it does not happen again!
Privacy Policy
We do not sell or share your information with anyone. Period. Nope, nope and more nope. Ok. We do give your address to the person that wxdelivering your package, but we kinda have to do that.
Sales Taxes
We take care of all applicable sales taxes. The price you see is the price you pay. Sweet, no?